Notes on Fire 02

Cleaned Manacled Fighting Chain.
Also found a flat-head screwdriver, 50ft of nylon cord, a rubber mallet, and a folding saw. Taking all of it. Weird.
Going to deal with forest god.
Left town and camped in the woods.
Scavenged food and grilled frogs turned into blood bags.
Drank one blood bag for breakfast. 10 left.
Found The Dragon’s Windmill tea house. It had a hole in the side of it.
Companions don’t want to kill people for food. They want to work for food.
Inside, a girl’s demanded to be married by Smiling and sobbed when refused. A dashing man is at the bar looking amused by the scene. The bartender is cleaning cups.
Then, Smiling is drinking blood bag (9 left) from a tea cup and waiting for food. It is taking forever.
Ida and Carni are asking questions while the bartender is barely cooking.
Whooped Mr.Twinkletoes and drained his blood into a jar. The girl ran away. The bartender started cooking again.
The bartender says the hole was made by a white stork man and he was asking about a fair folk. The fair folk is a tea man. The tea he makes is sold by the Tinder Man to local tea houses and those who drink it have weird things happen to them.
Carni drinks some tea. She gets high and sees heat mirages everywhere. Ida drinks it too and her teeth turn to gold.
Smiling takes the meal leftovers and adds various tavern food to his bag, expecting the barman to let it slide.
They leave.
That night, Smiling scratches “Mr Twinkleblood” into the side of the farie blood jar.
Another day later, they stumble into a witches hut in the woods which are full of creepy, twisted trees with bark like faces.
Carni called out to the hag (Helga) in the hut and mentioned that they were referred to her by the Duchess of Reeds.
Smiling starts building a bonfire in front of the hut, making it bigger as the witch delays giving assistance.
The witch summoned a twig crow named “Crowie” to serve for a month. Smiling started corrupting it and it is serving as a scout to find the hag’s pet snake.
That evening, they found the camp and Carni snuck in to fetch the snake while Smiling and Ida create a disturbance, killing the soldiers.
Carni grabbed the snake and some hawaiian shirts and a sword and chain armor and hid in the woods, throwing knives along the way.
Ida disguised herself as a guard who was going to the bathroom in the woods. Smiling started using his caste ability to kill the bathrooming guard, killing him. Ida was paired with another soldier and suprise attacked him and killed him.
Smiling raised the first dead into a zombie, then Ida’s kill. Then, turned the zombies on the two remaining soldiers in the wood. After feeding, killing them, and raising them as zombies, Smiling returned to the camp.
Smiling found a chain shirt and took it.
Twig Monkey got a hawaiian shirt.
The camp captain confirmed the enemy Solar is using the title The Golden Savior.
Smiling had him held against a tree while he bled to death into a jug.
The 5 zombies are wearing chain shirts and carrying slashing swords. The captain is also wearing a hawaiian shirt.
Back at the Hag’s camp, her cookpot has changed into a fire hydrant and she is perplexed.
Carni returned the witch’s albino boa snake.
Half a day of travel later, they all go to sleep and dream.

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Notes on Fire 02

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